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Jan
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 02, 2010 11:22:36 AM Quote
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'



On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'





Lorna-A
#2 Posted : Thursday, September 02, 2010 2:08:08 PM Quote
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JulieM
#3 Posted : Thursday, September 02, 2010 2:11:02 PM Quote
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LOL
YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
Maria_R
#4 Posted : Thursday, September 02, 2010 6:54:37 PM Quote
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LynW
#5 Posted : Thursday, September 02, 2010 9:10:45 PM Quote
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LOL Smile LOL Smile LOL Smile Thanks Jan ThumpUp
My son, Ian, completed the BUPA Great North Run on 15th September running for the National Rheumatoid Arthritis Society (NRAS). You can read his story at http://www.justgiving.com/ianlukewilson

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